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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"
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"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."
"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."
"my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook..."
"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?"
"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."