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Joke of the Day

"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."

"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."

"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."

"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."

"For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa."

"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"