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Joke of the Day

"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"

"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"

"Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner."

"NSFW Why was the guitar teacher arrested? He got caught fingering a minor"

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times."

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."