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Joke of the Day

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold."

"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."

"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."

"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"

"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."