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Joke of the Day

"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"I stopped a kidnapping today.. I woke him up"

"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."

"What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way"

"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"

"You say cannibal, I say people person."

"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""

"There's a new drink called the Sandy It's a watered down Manhattan."