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Joke of the Day
"It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent."
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"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."
"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"I dreamed... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted."
"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."
"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."
"What is Fetty Wap's favorite time? 5:38 PM."
"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."