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Joke of the Day
"It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent."
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"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"
"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"
"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the ""pull out"" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you."
"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."