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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."
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"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"I put the SEXY in Dyslexic. Deal with ti"
"Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other... Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospital. They're calling it the Walken clinic."
"Ate raspberries for the first time in a while. I got retarted."
"Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor."
"Whenever two people argue over something, yell out ""OBJECTION"" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like."
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""