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Joke of the Day

"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"

"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."

"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's so hard..."

"I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore. Something about it not being the PC term."

"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."

"What does a Japanese girl ride?? Niisan."

"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"

"What happens when you piss off a pepper? They get jalapeno business."

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"