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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"

"What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed? Alpaca bowl!!!"

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."

"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""

"I'm very English. I ordered a book off the internet the other day called ""How to have nothing to do with your neighbours"" Unfortunately, I was out when it arrived..."

"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"

"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."