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Joke of the Day

"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."

"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."

"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"

"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """

"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."