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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."

"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."

"LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub."

"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike"

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."