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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bustation the other is busty crustacean."

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."

"NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - ""cough, cough"" - now you do, too. I win."

"I lost both my hands in a car crash... But there is a silver lining somewhere. I just can't put my finger on it."

"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."

"DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field."