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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"
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"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"
"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."
"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"
"Why did Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson have to change his diet? Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!"
"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
"Say at cat 'Im rubbin ur belly' while rubbin belly, 'Im pattin ur head' while pattin head, else never learns anatomy, becomes Texas senator"
"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."