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Joke of the Day

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."

"If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."

"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."

"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."