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Joke of the Day
"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."
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"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"IF attacked by Clowns ... Go for the Juggler!"
"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What do you call a mix between an umingmak and a wealthy Canadian-American inventor? An Elon Muskox! please don't kill me"
"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."
"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."