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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"
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"Damn girl, is your dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."
"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."
"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"
"Setup Punchline."
"so then the horse says ""Buddy, if you think my FACE is long..."""
"Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!"
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."