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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!"

"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary."

"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""

"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."

"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."

"What do you call it when flu season comes early? Premature inoculation."

"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"

"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."