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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."

"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"

"I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :("

"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."

"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."

"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."

"I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed. If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me."