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Joke of the Day
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
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"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""
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