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Joke of the Day

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"George Bush repeatedly tries to crack a coconut on the side of a hot skillet ""Laura, I told you not to buy the god damn hairy eggs anymore"""

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"13: Dad, do you believe in miracles? Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go"

"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."

"Meek Mill's response"