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Joke of the Day
"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"
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"Have you heard the one about the jump rope? Meh... Just skip it."
"9 out of 10 people agree... Gangbangs are AWESOME!"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"
"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"
"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."
"I said to my girlfriend, ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what fucking hit it."
"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."
"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."