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Joke of the Day
"My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care."
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"Clue is a wonderful game that teaches children about murder."
"I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2012 & a beautiful beginning into 2013."
"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."
"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave :)"
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"
"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"