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Joke of the Day
"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."
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"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"
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"How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're too afraid of the electricity."
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