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Joke of the Day
"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"
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"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"
"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"
"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"
"Gf: ""You want to know what your problem is?"" Me: *looks at watch* ""Ok, but our dinner reservation is in six hours"""
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"
"What do you call a moari terrorist? Geeee, hard!"
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"