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Joke of the Day

"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"

"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"

"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."

"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"

"Just made a voodoo doll of myself that I'm about to beat some sense into."

"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."

"What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis? Goats"

"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."