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Joke of the Day

"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."

"What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds? ""May I take your order?"""

"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"

"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

"Wow dude asks ""What brings you here?"" $14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata"

"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."

"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."

"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"