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Joke of the Day
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
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"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
"how did I escape iraq iran"
"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."
"Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016."
"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."
"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."
"They say 1 in 3 men are gay. I'm not gay, he's not gay..."
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"
"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."