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Joke of the Day

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"

"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."

"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."

"Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? They keep getting lost at sea."

"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."