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Joke of the Day
"What does every clean nose have? Fingerprints."
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"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"
"Global Wobbling now causes constipation http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2whgsnc&s=8#.VCJrcPldWQg"
"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."
"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied ''I think it would be a good idea.''"
"Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box."
"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."