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Joke of the Day
"I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret."
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"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"
"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""
"Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller."
"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."
"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."
"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"
"What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper? ""I find your lack of steak disturbing."""
"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."
"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."