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Joke of the Day
"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"
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"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."
"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"
"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"
"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"