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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"
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"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"
"""Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before.""- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them."
"*aggressively keeps eye contact with attractive people to let them know I mean business*"
"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"
"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."
"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""
"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"
"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."