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Joke of the Day
"My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when I walk into the room."
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"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"
"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."
"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"
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"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."