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Joke of the Day
"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
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"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"
"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"
"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"
"How do you make a cat go ""woof!"" Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... ""WOOOOF!"""
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"