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Joke of the Day
"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
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"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."
"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""
"There are three kinds of people in this world People who know math and people who don't."
"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."
"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"
"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"