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Joke of the Day
"""Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? "" Because they're really good at it"
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"Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side."
"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."
"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."
"A magician turns into a driveway..."
"Drunk dude A cop stops a dead drunk and asks ""How high are you?"" The drunk replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say ""Hi. How are you?'"""
"Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself."
"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"
"If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, I'm voting Trump... Also, if McDonalds is out of Chicken Nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."