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Joke of the Day
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
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"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."
"Molestation is no laughing matter. For most, its a very touchy subject."
"Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"
"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."
"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."