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Joke of the Day
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
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"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."
"Are you ready, kids?! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CHAMPION JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE SUPER SLAMMMMMMMMMM? DUBYA DUBYA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, ""that's a little condescending."""
"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"
"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."
"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"
"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""
"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."