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Joke of the Day

"I've got reverse Benjamin Button disease."

"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."

"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."

"It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs."

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."

"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"Did you hear about the narcoleptic, necrophiliac mortician? He fell asleep in the job."

"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."