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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
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"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."
"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"
"They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop... yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down."
"Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!"
"I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term ""all caps""."