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Joke of the Day

"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."

"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"

"Why were the camels wearing sandals? To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand? To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on."

"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"

"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."

"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"

"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."