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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone? A Yellowstoner."
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""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."
"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."
"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."
"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."
"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"