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Joke of the Day

"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"

"Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader."

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions."

"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"

"I plucked my first gray hair today. The lady it came from got so mad you guys."

"The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."

"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."

"How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss? The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself"

"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."