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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"

"Did you see saw? I saw Saw. You see Saw II? I saw Saw II too. Going to see Saw IV? I didn't see Saw III, what am I going to see Saw IV for?"

"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""

"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"

"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""

"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."