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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
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"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."
"Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire."
"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."
"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."
"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."
"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."
"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."