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Joke of the Day
"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."
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"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"
"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."
"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."
"Raging Gamers A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week. 92% said ""your mum"""
"Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head."