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Joke of the Day
"I failed the communism test. No Marx."
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"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"
"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"
"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"
"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."
"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"
"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."
"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"
"Mary, they told me your son is gay That's bullshit. The gay one is his boyfriend! His boyfriend!"