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Joke of the Day

"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."

"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."

"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find Penny's body."

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"I'm 40 and my girlfriend is 20. We were at a bar tonight and people kept giving us dirty looks. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"What does the electron say to the resistor? Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap"