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Joke of the Day
"Siri, where are my pants?"
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"My relationships never worked, because I like my women how I like my coffee... I don't like when my coffee fucks other people."
"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."
"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"Why can't you trust stairs? Because they are always up to something."