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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"
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"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"What is batman's favorite food? BANANANANANANANANANANA"
"I didnt just read it I Reddit"
"Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships? He wanted 2 hit singles"
"Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!"
"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."
"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."
"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"