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Joke of the Day
"I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me."
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"What is yellow and eats beetles for a living? Yoko Ono."
"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."
"Sorry, but your kids don't look adorable when they lose their teeth, they look like tiny homeless people."
"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"
"Pinot? I hardly noir."
"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."
"Saw a sign that said ""Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!"" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?"
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."