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Joke of the Day

"I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me."

"The truth about 9/11: it equals 0.81818182"

"There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned."

"I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number She can't even..."

"Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae"

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"A pyromaniac recently joined tinder... He got a lot of matches"

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."