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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
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"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"
"Me on the Phone: I'm going to ""work"" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes."
"A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed."
"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."
"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."
"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."
"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."