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Joke of the Day
"Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it."
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"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."
"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."
"It would have been really ironic if Andy Dick's parents had named him Hugh."
"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."