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Joke of the Day
"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."
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"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Sometimes I just want to slap the stupid out of people, but I'm worried it'd take up my entire day"
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"
"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"
"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"
"Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokemon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokemom."
"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"